Saturday, November 28, 2009
How To Congratulate On A New Baby
Are you cold, right? It makes no sense denying it, I feel like tremble every time you play. You shiver with cold and fear, I know the way I look, I know you know I'm here, yet I really can see. It's more fun that way, do not you think, Ivan? Your blood drops on the snow, screaming in pain. Your pretty face is smeared with the crimson substance. It is a strange thing for a ghost like me. In a way I hate it because it was not me who has shed your blood red delicious, but I can not help rejoicing in evoking the sweet flavor that takes on your skin, warmth in my cold, dead hands. Your lips are so soft ... even when they are without fatmine. Because only I can touch you, only I can hit you and caress you to make you lose consciousness. The warmth of your body and your heart make me feel so alive as I have not felt in centuries, the millennia of my existence. I've been waiting for eternity, Ivan. You were always meant for me. You stole my heart on sight, that little boy with blond hair and angelic face, shy smile and sad eyes. I always knew you were special. You were so naive back then, remember how you let me in your house without even asking my name. So you felt alone, Ivan? Did enough to trust your life in a soulless be like me? You loved the people around you, your people, your sisters. What hadI for you to merit your warm smiles? Maybe you contributed to this desperate state. You had no money and were spending hunger. Your people went hungry. I remember wondering if I was sad, because he never smiled, nor will I ever. Should I be happy a monster like me, I replied. You just told me that monsters do not exist - naive of you - and that while the past and the pain traveled on a person, they should not ever lose your smile. So far has always been faithful to that word. Even after each torture after each abuse, you're still smiling. I've never really known how to deal with your smiles. Many tears and blood you shed for me, my sole and exclusive enjoyment, and yet ... I wonder why, if IAvia. I know you have a strong body, you have shown me many times. Your skin tastes so good ... I want to savor it fully. You see, Ivan? Not as bad as you think. You have left to mourn, I wonder why. Look at you I do not need to know how embarrassed you feel, I know from experience that in situations like this your face is not only red blood and shock. I know you're scared, but did not recognize. You cling to me hard, you're tired, about to lose consciousness. Not even the alcohol could ease the way you feel. Finally, your arms fall on snow, I feel your warm breath and relax suddenly. But it's not something I really care. Have you stopped shaking, your face is shown smiling and pure. I know
Friday, November 20, 2009
Hashimoto Thyroiditis More Condition_symptoms
2 - Santa Claus Coca Cola was originally green.
3 - You can make a cow up stairs but not the lower.
4 - American Airlines saved $ S 40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
5 - The percentage of territory in Africa that is wilderness: 28%.
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.
7 - Each king of cards represents a great king from history:
>>>>>>> Spades: King David.
>r nine days without its head before starving
13 - Elephants are the only animals of creation that can not jump (thankfully).
14 - The average person laughs about 15 times a day (we should improve that.)
16 - Thomas Alva Edison temíaa the dark (I guess that's why invented the light bulb)
17 - It took 22 centuries to calculate the distance between Earth and the Sun (149.4 million km). What if we had known long before someone would have thought 1,000,000,000 multiplied by the height of the pyramid of Cheops at Giza, built 30 centuries before Christ. CHTMLn a large blackboard "0 Killed" (zero deaths). From this comes the expression "OK" to say everything is fine.
21 - In the monasteries, while reading the Scriptures in referring to St. Joseph, always said "Pater Putatibus" and simplify "PP." Thus was born the call "Pepe" to Joseph.
22 - When the English conquerors arrived in Australia, they were amazed to see some strange animals that gave incredible jumps. Immediately called a native (indigenous Australians were extremely peaceful) and I tried to ask medibefore signing. To note that the Indian
always said "Kan Chu Ru" adopted the English word "kangaroo" (kangaroo). The linguists determined after meaning, which was very clear, the Indians wanted to say "I do not understand."
23 - The area known as Mexico's Yucatan comes from the English conquest when one asked a native as they called there. The Indian said: "Yucatán." What the English did not know was that he was answering: "I'm not here."
24 - The phrase "A good hours sleevesgreen "is that, years ago, the Civil Guard were known as" Green Sleeves "and the call always came late. Hence the phrase.
25 - Rats and horses can not vomit.
26 - Only humans and dolphins make love for pleasure.
27 - If you fart tirases for 6 years and 9 months without stopping (which sucks) would produce enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb
28 - When sneezing is a small chance of breaking a rib.
29 - The longest flight he has made a chicken is 13 seconds (go bird shit)
31 - The word "tourist" and "tourism" (in English "tourist") comes from the first people who made a massive journey for pleasure, and these British citizens who visited the Chateaux de Loire, France , of which the capital city called Tours.
32 - In the monasteries of the Franciscans, while reading the Scriptures to refer to the founder San Francisco, the "communitarian Pater" (Father of the Community) shortening they did with the initials "PA. CO. "It is for this reason that the Franciscans are known as" Paco. "
33 - In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna withtwo penises. Since then there have been eight similar cases.
34 - Among the Polynesian Mangayanos, couples make love 18 years on average three times a night, every night, until you reach 30. That is, an average of 21 times a week. And would like some ...
36 - Everyone says you have a friend qe sucks his elbow ... xD
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Teeth Whitening Anchorage Price
It was a nice feeling.
is away from the mirror, visibly tired, and then look at his hands. Were stained with their blood, as so often. That bloodshed was a vicious circle that Russia could not get out. Proment was himself that this was the last time, but ... I was not so sure. He had become addicted to their own sufferingo disheveled hair of his brother with affection. It looked only at times when I awoke for a few seconds and was getting her beautiful violet eyes half open.
had not talked in so long. Although his sister accused him nothing, of course.
- I will not let something happen to you again - Ivan was surprised that Ukraine will not blame you, to act as if his brother was a good boy and exemplary. I always had indulged in excess, both Natalia like it.
- Sorry, sister. I promise that I will not give you problems.
Realizing the multiple meanings implicit
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Funbrain 1# Poptropica Japan Frika
Monday, November 9, 2009
Sti From A Brazilian Wax Mythical phrases power metal
> 15 .- The best power metal is the metal and its purity depends on the> existence of the metal. > 16 .- The good, if twice, twice as good. Basic principle power metalhead.
> 17 .- The Good, if repeated over and over again, the absolute pleasure. Powermetalero basic principle.
> 18 .- double bass at full speed always. Although it is a ballad and shall be put out there as possible.
> 19 .- Michael Kiske is the Fallen Angel of powermetal ... Had all the power and threw it away. Le admead at least once in their lives and scream Qualinost Viva!
> 40 .- The expression by Crom! must be used properly.
> 41 .- Cult Movies: LOTR, Conan, Willow, the warrior number 13> Brave Heart, Rob Roy, Legend, The Neverending Story, the Immortals ... Swords with swords ...
> 42 .- There are many groups powermetaleros: All are good ...
> 43 .- If the group is bad, is not powermetalero ...
> 44 .- Children of Bodom powermetaleros but wanted to be rejected and avenged Laiho singing well.
> 45 .- If you do not like powermetal
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Respiratory Infection More Condition_symptoms
10. Calls Rolling Pizza (or a three-story if you call Pizza Hut)
11. Say "Hello?" And acts as if I had called you.
12. Place your order with strong and safe air. When asked if you want a drink, desmoronate and acts like you're disoriented.
13. Change the tone of your voice every 3 seconds.
14. Calls 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern that follows the equation you are going to dictate.
15. If you repeat the order to ensure, say, "Okay, are 1,895, please pick up your order in the next window"
16. Explain that you want to rent a pizza. CHl 89.
26. Eructa al auricular y dile despues a tu perro que deberia estar avergonzado.
27. Requests only a portion.
28. Psychoanalyzes the person taking the order.
29. Complain about the service. Later, he called again saying you were drunk and would not say that.
30. Tell the person taking the order to tell the manager to tell the supervisor that fired.
31. If you use a tone phone, dial 091 every 5 seconds during the conversation.
32. Learn to play blues harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
33. Reveal to the person taking the order and ask a secret code to memorize it for the next pe
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Under-active Thyroid More Condition_symptoms
(Poison, 1988)
- We never record a video clip.
(James Hetfield, Metallica, 1986)
- When any member leave the band, we part.
(Txus, Wizard of Oz, 2003)
- Blaze is the best singer that has been in Maiden.
(Steve Harris, Iron Maiden, 1994)
- We eat Metal chains and cagamos.
(Timo Tolkki, Stratovarius, 2004)
- I'm back from the dead to fuck the media!
(Phil Anselmo of Pantera, recently awakened from clinical death by overdose).
- I do not need testing, I'm too good.
(Jari Kainulainen, Stratovarius)
- What do you think of criticism? What criticism? All I remember is waking up vomiting this week, not to fucking talk to me critical.
(Jari Kainulainen, Stratovarius)
- If Metallica had been followed we would now more famous than the Beatles.
(DaveMustaine, Megadeth)
- I wanted to thank the Grammy to Jethro Tull for not having released any album this year.
(Lars Ulrich, Metallica)
- I come from rock and roll, these people in overalls and masks come from the circus.
(Lemmy, Motorhead, 2004)
- I God?? No, I'm just your right hand
(Gene Simmons, Kiss)
- Halloween is just a pokito of tralala with some much lalala tralari
(Kai Hansen, Gamma Ray)
- I can not throw losing my voice in a range of schemes
Iron Maiden (Bruce Dickinson, Iron Maiden)
- I'll never
Judas Priest (Rob Halford, Judas Priest)
- How could I not get into the rock with a surname so, can you imagine a butcher? "
(John Bonham, Led Zeppelin)
- Although we use the same producer, Metallica Metallica will always be, no Bon Jovi or Motley Crue
(Lars Ulrich, Metallica)
- My letters the judge a writer or someone who is familiar with the matter. People have a coefficient and each is expressed with it. If someone says something is good or bad will have to talk to someone who understands. Let's take a poet or a writer andhe considers the letters.
(Angel, Holy Land)
- If the current line would be dissolved only to meet the original lineup "
(Michael Weikath, Helloween, 2000)
- We do not care about money, just love our fans
(Joey DeMaio, Manowar)
- There was a stage in my life that I was getting a third of Colombia's economy by my nose
(Steve Tyler, Aerosmith)
- Ni volveríaa KISS makeup and I would, of course
(Ace Frehley) CHTto think that we repeat, is because they have not heard our new album
(true member of the Holy Land before the release of "Indomitable")
- The prison system in Norway operates fatal. They give you bed, shower and not use violence is ridiculous! I had to encourage them to beat me and insisted that they put me in a dungeon really.
(Varg Vikernes)
- We drink the vomit of the priests (Back cover of "Black Metal" Venom, in a picture of one of them)
- I prefer eating Hannibal Lecter my testicles before vorevolver out of touring with Motley Crue
(Dave Mustaine, Megadeth)
In an interview with Dave Mustaine asked if he heard a version of "Anarchy In UK" Motley Crue. - When you walk into a bar, you see that there are two types of services ... as this is the same: you have a version for men, and one for girls.
- The only way to prevent AIDS is abstinence from sex before marriage. Not only is it safe, is proper
(Robert Sweet, Stryper)
- The theme of the lyrics have evolved, now would not make sense to make a record and talk about dragons ...
(DIO, presentacióN the Machins Anfry 1996)
- I have a big dick, I'm a singer of metal and hate the world
(Phil Anselmo, Pantera)
- When you least expect show up in the club giving Megatrix by Mickey Mouse ass (Oscar, Lust)
- The more homosexuals there is better for me, more women will be free
(Joey DeMaio, Manowar)
- The Rock will still be in the most high while people still drinking and fucking
(David Coverdale, 1983)
- Limp Bizkit are like 'N Sync but with guitars and tattoos
(Scott Ian, Anthrax)
- no groupspo today can play faster and harder than we
(Kerry King, Slayer, 2001)
- Bon Scott pissing in toilets, a guy approaches him and asks, half laughing: - "Man, Bon Scott, you who are the AC or DC?" (an allusion to the reference points were these four environments bisexual gays)
- Bon Scott:
" : I am the beam of the way, asshole " - And he clucked one lashes that left him dry.
- left the band for medical problems, I was sick ... (Ozzy on Appice Carminne output of the band)
- For less than a million dollars does not get up sofa (David Coverdale of Whitesnake's cache)
- A Def Leppard give a shit rock, were a pop group
(Bruce Dickinson)
- It was a useless and incompetent, he deserved it. Why should pity the person that shit? I value my own laws over the laws of society
(Varg Vikernes "justifying" his murder Euronymous)
- Want to hear voices? Then pick and sing, I have made a shit throat, I would ask you a rollif you fall
arm (James Hetfield Lars Ulrich during the recording of black where the voice is fucked James and Lars wanted to hear the voices)
- If the balls had to have surgery I had to liarme with
(Lemmy answering the question whether they had ever had sex with a transsexual), Varg Vikernes
: 1991: "The black metal will live on forever, thanks to authentic bands like Burzum Thorns or"
1997:
"I've never done black metal, and I q no fan of that style has been heard and have felt Burzum identified. The q blackers are but a bunch of kids with pimples will
r of the time just to use samplers and moved out of djs)
- I can not do heavy metal with a singer who does not like heavy metal
(Kai Hansen when asked if he would sign a Kiske)
- Bruce never gonna play with Maiden but we ask for forgiveness on his knees
(Nicko McBrain, year 1993)
- Journalist: Lemmy
.. are you god? Lemmy:
No q is, once I saw God when he was on acid and was much higher.
- "Ké kojones mean by 'Picasso?" (Dupree of Jackyl on the title of Balls To Picasso Bruce Dickinson)
CH; You? - Eric Adams:
My colleagues have to do it alone while I'm in the backstage changing clothes with someone making me a blowjob.
- If you are looking for flamenco found in many Latin American countries, but you're the "real flamenco" you'll only find in Spain. Heavy Metal In the same applies: if you're heavy metal found in many bands, but the "Heavy Metal authentic" only Found in Manowar (Joe Demaio - Manowar)
"The summer of 1973 was fantastic. I do not remember